Classic Ghosting Techniques
The Art of Abrupt Disappearing Act
This is the most timeless technique in the ghosting arsenal. Simply vanish without warning, leaving your partner with a lingering sense of confusion and a half-eaten pizza.
Learn moreThe Classic 'I'm Busy' Ghosting Method
Perfect for when you're not busy at all, this technique involves telling your partner you're swamped with work or other obligations when really you just can't muster the energy to text back.
Read onThe Ghosting-by-Proxy Method
Leave your partner to wonder if it's their own fault you've gone MIA by having a mutual friend or family member casually mention you're "really busy" or "on a break" from the relationship.
More on this techniqueThe Vanishing Act of No Response
This is the most straightforward, yet most infuriating technique in the classic ghosting repertoire. Simply don't respond at all, and let your partner fill in the blanks with worst-case scenarios.
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