Ghosting by Proxy Theory: The Art of Indirect Indifference

Also known as "Ghosting 2.0," this is the advanced course in avoiding actual human interaction.

Key Principles:

Use a third-party mediator to filter all communication
Only engage with others through digital interfaces
Never, ever, ever, actually call or text someone directly

The Benefits:

Save time and energy on unnecessary emotional labor
Minimize the risk of actually developing real feelings for someone
Perfect your art of pretending to care while secretly not caring at all

Take the next step in Ghosting 2.0 and learn how to use email as a proxy for actual human interaction.

Discover the power of AI-powered ghosting tools and how to use them to avoid actual human connection.

Note: The requested page is a satirical take on the concept of ghosting, a real-world dating phenomenon. The content is meant to be humorous and not meant to promote actual ghosting behavior.