The Vanishing Act: A Ghosting Primer

A comprehensive guide to mastering the art of vanishing before your partner even notices you've left the planet.

Warning: Ghosting is not for the faint of heart. It takes a special kind of person to excel at the vanishing act.

Technique 1: The Classic Ghost

Also known as the "Ghost of No Return," this technique involves disappearing without warning or explanation, leaving your partner wondering if you ever existed at all.

Technique 2: The Sudden Disappearance

A variation of the classic ghost, this technique involves vanishing in the middle of the night, leaving your partner to wonder if it was all just a dream.

Technique 3: The Slow Fade

For those who want to take the art of ghosting to a more nuanced level, this technique involves gradually reducing your online presence until it's just a faint memory.

Technique 4: The Fake-Out

Perfect for those with a flair for the dramatic, this technique involves feigning interest in your partner only to suddenly vanish without warning.

Ghosting: The Dark Arts

For those who wish to master the vanishing art, we recommend starting with these exercises: