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White Square Technique for Ghosting Like a Pro
Ghosting: the art of vanishing like a specter in the night.
Step 1: Prepare for the Great Departure
- Stop responding to messages, it's like you're not even here.
- Unplug your phone, it's not like it's going to make a difference, but it's a good start.
- Remove all your social media profiles, or at least make them private. You're a ghost, not a influencer.
- Practice your 'I'm busy' face in the mirror, it's a game-changer.
And for the pièce de résistance:
Step 2: Execute your Vanishing Act
- Discreetly pack your bags and leave without warning.
- Leave a trail of cryptic clues for your loved ones to follow.
- Make sure to take your favorite snack, you never know when you'll be back.
- And, of course, don't forget to leave a forwarding address... in the fridge.
Hyperlinks:
Learn the Gray Box Technique: the art of leaving without a forwarding address. | Burn it with Fire: the advanced technique for leaving no digital trace.