Advanced Ghosting Techniques for the Ghosted

Warning: the following techniques are highly classified and not for the faint of heart.

Phase 1: The Phantom Disappearance

Also known as "the classic," this is the most basic yet effective method of ghosting.

• Unfollow them on social media
• Clear your browser history
• Block their number

Read more about Phase 2: The Digital Erasure here.

Phase 2: The Digital Erasure

This advanced technique requires a strong stomach, a steady hand, and a willingness to delete all evidence.

• Change your phone number
• Unsend any gifts
• Delete all evidence of the relationship (photos, messages, emails, etc.)

Read more about Phase 3: The Physical Disappearance here.

Phase 3: The Physical Disappearance

This is not for the faint of heart, as it involves actual physical removal of the ghoster from your life.

• Change the locks on your house
• Remove all photos and reminders of the ghoster from your space
• Block their number and email

Read more about Phase 4: The Vengeful Revenge here.

Phase 4: The Vengeful Revenge

This is the most extreme method, only for those who have truly been wronged.

• Create a fake social media account in their name
• Post embarrassing photos and updates
• Send fake gifts to their new partner

Read more about Phase 5: The Time-Traveling Disappearance here.

Phase 5: The Time-Traveling Disappearance

This is the most advanced and least practical method, only for those with a PhD in ghosting.

• Travel back in time to before you met
• Prevent the meeting from happening
• Alter the space-time continuum to prevent any future encounters

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