You know, some people say that love is a many-splendored thing. But we say, why bother with love at all? Just become a ghost and avoid all that drama and emotional labor.

Here are some benefits to ghosting:

• No more awkward conversations about the weather
• No more expectations about reciprocating feelings
• No more pressure to plan actual dates
• No more stress about who's going to pay for dinner
• No more... well, just no more of anything, really