The Case

The haunted toaster, affectionately known as "Tony," was once a humble kitchen appliance. But after a freak accident involving a lightning strike and a can of hairspray, Tony began to malfunction in the most terrifying ways.

Users reported that Tony would randomly pop up toast in the middle of the night, with no apparent rhyme or reason. Some claimed to have seen Tony's toast-ejecting lever twitching like a possessed limb, while others reported hearing a disembodied voice whispering "BAGEL!" in their ear.

As the situation spiralled out of control, the local ghost hunters' guild was called in to investigate.

Console.log("Tony's toast is possessed");

After a series of intense exorcisms and ritualistic toast-burning ceremonies, Tony was finally laid to rest.

But the question remains: can a toaster truly be possessed?

Conclusion

While the exact cause of Tony's haunting remains a mystery, experts believe it's clear that the toaster in question was, in fact, a portal to another dimension.

Or maybe it just really liked toast.

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