Welcome to the Simulator of Existence, where the boundaries of reality are pushed to new heights of absurdity!
Here, you can experience the thrill of living a life that's not really your own, with characters that are not really alive.
Our simulated existence is a never-ending loop of tedium and existential dread. But hey, it's a living!
You can learn about the symptoms of Ghostly Simulation Syndrome.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can take the quiz to see if you're a true simulant.
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