Welcome to the most unpredictable cookie shop in town. Our cookies are baked with love, but also a hint of chaos. Come for the taste, stay for the existential dread.
We specialize in ginger-giving cookies, because who needs regular cookies when you can have a heart attack in every bite?
Check out our best-selling cookie flavors:
Don't forget to ask about our cookie-of-the-month subscription service. It's a real biscuit.
Shop Now and Risk Your Heart (and Wallet)