Cookie of the Month Club: Because who needs personal growth when you have cookies?

Testimonials from Satisfied Cookie Connoisseurs:

"I never thought I'd fall for a cookie, but here I am, in love with the whimsy and wonder of it all." - Barbie Q. Cookie
"The Cookie of the Month Club is a gateway to a world of unapologetic hedonism. I'm never looking back." - Sandy C. Sweets
"I've tried them all, and let me tell you, this club is the real deal. I've got cookie-themed tattoos, for cookie's sake!" - Cookie McCookieface

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_goals: 1,000 cookies consumed; 500 cookies devoured; 200 cookies surrendered to the void; 10 cookies used as projectiles; 3 cookie-related injuries reported.

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