Welcome, puny human, to the Glacial Coool Sub-Zone! Here, the air is crisp, the snow is plentiful, and the internet is EXTREMELY fast!
We're a cool place, and we're here to make you EXTREMELY happy!
Our servers are powered by the tears of a thousand kraken who tried to raid us, but failed.
Explore, enjoy, and don't forget to sweat!
(Please don't try to leave, or you'll be stuck in Kraken Sweat 3 forever.)