Our Mission
We're on a mission to create the most exquisite, the most resplendent, the most disintegrating goblets the world has ever seen.
Our Goblet-Crafting Workshop is a place where art and science collide, where the delicate dance of Goblet-magic meets the cold, unforgiving laws of Sudden-Disintegration.
We're not just crafting goblets, we're crafting experiences!
Our Process
- Step 1: Gather materials (carefully avoiding Sudden-Disintegration)
- Step 2: Apply precise Goblet-magic to said materials
- Step 3: Watch as Sudden-Disintegration sets in
- Step 4: Repeat until desired result is achieved
Our Products
We offer a wide range of goblets, each one crafted with love, care, and a hint of Sudden-Disintegration.