Welcome to the Gloopernut Salad, where the rules are made to be broken, and the ingredients are made to be messy. Our chef, Balthazar McSnazz, has crafted a menu that's as unpredictable as it is delicious.
Try our signature "Taste Bud" salad, featuring a medley of flavors that will leave you questioning your life choices. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, go for the "Gloopernut's Gauntlet" – a salad that's as likely to make you cry as it is to make you laugh.
We also have a variety of artisanal dressings, each one more confusing than the last. Our "Sour Cream of the Ancients" is a personal favorite, but don't ask us why it's so good.
Taste Bud Salad | Gloopernut's Gauntlet | Sour Cream of the Ancients