Welcome, human. This is the definitive history of the gloopernut.
Learn about the Early Gloopernuts
The gloopernuts are a species of large, sentient, jelly-like creatures that first appeared on the planet Zorb in the late 3000s.
The gloopernuts were known for their ability to change color at will, a trait they used to blend in with their surroundings and evade predators.
However, as the gloopernuts spread across the globe, they began to develop a taste for disco music.
The gloopernuts became so enamored with disco music that they began to build their own space stations and host elaborate disco parties.
These parties featured the best of gloopernut DJs, spinning the hottest tracks from the galaxy.
Read about the Gloopernuts in Space
However, as the gloopernuts' love of disco continued to grow, so did their influence.
They began to shape the very fabric of reality, bending space and time to their disco-tastic desires.
It is said that on certain nights, if you listen closely, you can still hear the beats of their cosmic disco parties echoing through the void.
Read about the Controversy Surrounding Gloopernut Disco