Welcome to the most absurdly complex and utterly incomprehensible theory of everything, ever conceived.
According to the esteemed Professor Gloopernuts, the fabric of space-time is made up of tiny, dancing particles that are 90% invisible and 10% confused.
These particles, known as Gloopernuts, are the fundamental building blocks of our reality. They're like the LEGO bricks of existence, but with more beards.
When you gaze into the abyss of existence, you'll find that the Gloopernuts are secretly running the show. They're like tiny, mischievous overlords, ruling over the cosmos with an iron fist... or a rubber chicken.
Want to learn more about the Gloopernuts Theory of Everything? Check out our subpages:
Gloopernuts 101 Gloopernuts and Space-Time Gloopernuts in Action: A Case Study