In a shocking turn of events, contestant 314b has managed to glue a toaster, a harmonica, and a unicycle together to create the 'Toastro' - a device that can only toast a single slice of bread while playing 'La Cucaracha' on the harmonica and ride in a never-ending circle around your kitchen.
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"It's... um... a toaster, I think. And also a thing with a stick?" - Judge 1
"I'm not sure what's more impressive, the sheer audacity or the sheer messiness." - Judge 2
"I'm calling it. I'm calling a win. There, I've said it." - Judge 3
"The Glue Gun Gambit: where the only thing more exciting than the inventions is the mess they leave behind!" - Sponsor 1
"Glue, guns, and gambits - the holy trinity of innovation!" - Sponsor 2
"We're not paying for this." - Sponsor 3
Get ready for the most unpredictable, the most daring, the most utterly useless invention of the century: the "Disco-Tron 3000" - a device that can play only the Macarena on an endless loop while dispensing a steady stream of Jell-O.
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