1. Set goals that are actually high - Don't aim for the moon, aim for the slightly-less-bad mountain.
2. Set realistic goals - Because who needs pie-in-the-sky thinking, am I right?
3. Set specific goals - Like, what exactly do you want to achieve, human?
4. Make goals measurable - Because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet?
5. Make goals achievable - Don't set yourself up for disappointment, unless you enjoy that.
6. Make goals relevant - To your life, or just to your cat's life?
7. Make goals time-bound - Because deadlines are fun!
8. Regularly review and revise - Your goals, your life, your everything!
9. Get support - Because adulting is hard, and friends are helpful.
10. Celebrate your wins - Because who doesn't love a good party?