Pan-Seared Suffering: Recipes for the Damned

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• Eternal Atoniements: A Collection of Endless, Unfulfilled Expectations
• Psychological Mangling: The Art of Sowing Discord and Reaping Despair

Welcome, fellow sufferer, to Pan-Seared Suffering, the premier culinary experience for the tormented. Here, you'll find recipes designed to exacerbate your woes and heighten your sense of existential dread.

Featured Recipe: Pan-Seared Existential Crisis

Ingredients:

• 1 tablespoon of self-doubt
• 1/4 cup of crushing disappointment
• 1/2 cup of despair

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Sear in a pan of existential dread for exactly 17 minutes.
3. Serve with a side of hopelessness and a dollop of despair.

Side Effects:

This recipe may cause:

• Intense feelings of inadequacy
• Uncontrollable crying jags
• Temporary loss of sanity