The True Cost of Gorthok
Warning: the following content contains mature themes, excessive sarcasm, and possible references to existential dread.
The cost of Gorthok is not just financial, but also emotional. It's a burden we all carry, like the weight of a thousand mid-terms exams or the crushing ennui of a never-ending loop of elevator music in a soul-sucking office building.
But let's be real, the true cost of Gorthok is the loss of your soul, slowly devoured by the abyss of despair and desperation that is the Gorthok lifestyle.
For those who've been consumed by the void, we offer the following recipes:
Side effects of Gorthok may include:
- Existential dread
- Mild to severe anxiety attacks
- Loss of productivity
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)