As we previously established, Phase 1 was a complete and utter disaster. The inhabitants of Gorthok-6 were less than thrilled about the whole 'being colonized' thing.
In response, our team of highly trained and highly competent colonization experts have devised Phase 2. This phase promises to be a significant improvement over the last, with more comfortable living arrangements and better catering options.
We are currently seeking volunteers to participate in Phase 2. If you're interested, please fill out the attached application and send it to our team of highly skilled and highly trained application reviewers.
Don't miss out on this opportunity to be a part of the most highly anticipated event in intergalactic colonization history!
Apply Now! See the Colonization Schedule