Graduation Ceremony

Today is the day we've been waiting for! It's finally time to put our caps and gowns on, and pretend to care about our futures.

Graduates, you are now officially not in school!

You can now use your fancy degrees to get a real job that you'll hate, or just use them as a coaster for your fancy coffee table.

Learn more about your degree options!

Explore the dark world of post-grad life.