According to the Comma Council, a comma is not just a pause, but a declaration of war.
It's a battleaxe of the sentence, used to slice andประกulate the flow of thought, leaving a trail of clarity and order in its wake.
But beware, for there's a Semicolon Conspiracy afoot, threatening to disrupt the very fabric of our language.
So, let us stand strong against the forces of punctuation chaos and fight for the right to separate our thoughts with precision and flair.
Join the Exclamation Mark Liberation Front today and march with us into a brighter, more grammatically correct tomorrow.
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