In a world where the average human attention span is shorter than the average attention span of a hyperactive goldfish, it's no wonder that our language is riddled with miscommunication and misinterpretation.
Here at the Institute for Inadequate Expression, we're committed to exploring the intricacies of the human condition through the lens of poorly crafted footnotes.
Join us on a journey through the abyss of miscommunication, and discover the beauty of the poorly phrased.
Continue to Footnote 3 for a thrilling tale of misplaced modifiers and dangling participles.