Comma, you're next. Your comma-splice days are numbered, but don't worry, you'll be replaced by the ellipsis of despair.
But seriously, this is the Punctuation Purgatory, where errant marks come to atone for their grammatical sins. Come for the absolution, stay for the syntax of confusion.
Subpages of Commaticious | Sentences of Desperation | Ellipses of DoubtWarning: Punctuation marks may be subject to being rearranged, recontextualized, or simply thrown into the depths of the abyss.