Rule 1: Subject-Verb-Object, because who doesn't love a good SVO?

For example: "I will eats my socks." (Note: This sentence is intentionally absurd.)

Read more about the joys of SVO and how to practice your SVO skills.

Rule 2: Nouns should never be used as adjectives, it's just wrong.

Example: "The book is booky and booky." (Note: This sentence is also intentionally absurd.)

Read more about the perils of noun-ification and how to identify noun-adjacent adjectives.