Chapter 3: Subject-Verb Agreement in Chickenspeak

The most pressing issue in the land of chickens is not the constant threat of hawks or the struggle for dominance among the roosts. No, the real challenge lies in mastering the intricacies of subject-verb agreement. For too long, our feathered friends have been misusing the verb 'to be'. It's time to set the record straight.

Example Time!

• Me go to the farm. Correct: I go to the farm.
• She lay eggs. Correct: She lays eggs. (Note: She lays eggs is still a valid sentence, but only when referring to the act of laying eggs. When referring to the act of reclining or resting, it's She lies down.)
• They scratch the ground. Correct: They scratch the ground.

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