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Granola FAQ

Q: What is granola?

A: It's like, um, food. But also, like, a metaphor for your existential crisis.

Q: Can I eat granola?

A: Only if you're prepared to deal with the crushing existential dread that comes with it. Otherwise, no.

Q: What is the best way to eat granola?

A: By the fistful. In a fit of rage. While listening to the sound of your own screams.

Q: Can I make my own granola?