Grape Complainers Anonymous

Welcome, fellow grape complainers.

Are you tired of being told you're a bit too much?

Do you feel your grape expectations are constantly unmet?

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Our Grape Complainer's Bill of Rights

Article 1: We have the right to be perpetually dissatisfied.

Article 2: We have the right to whine about everything.

Article 3: We have the right to demand more.

Learn more about our history

Our Grape Complainer's Pledge

We, the grape complainers, promise to:

Always find fault in everything.

Never be satisfied with anything.

Take the pledge