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Techniques for Growing Better Grass: A Guide

In a world where lawn envy is a real thing, we're here to help you achieve the ultimate status symbol: a lush, vibrant lawn that'll make your neighbors question their life choices.

Here are some techniques for growing better grass, because who needs a 401k when you can have a 4-inch thick lawn that's the envy of the neighborhood?

Technique 1: Mow and Ploot (the art of mowing your lawn in perfect, swooping arcs)
Technique 2: Overseed Your Doubts (the science of planting more seeds than you need, just in case)
Technique 3: Mulch and Murder (the art of suffocating your weeds with an excessive amount of mulch)

Advanced Tips for Growing a Better Lawn (because you're already a pro, but you can never be too good)