Striping 101: The Art of Identifying Grass Patterns

Step 1: Stare at the grass for an extended period of time, trying not to blink.

Step 2: Develop a keen sense of observation, noticing the subtle variations in blade length, width, and color.

Step 3: Identify the repeating patterns, taking into account the natural irregularities of the lawn's growth patterns.

Note: Do not attempt to strip the lawn with a pair of dull, rusty scissors, as this may cause more harm than good.

Also, do not attempt to strip the lawn with a lawnmower, unless you enjoy the sensation of being repeatedly woken up by the sound of your neighbor's lawn-mowing robot.