Striping 101

Identifying Grass Patterns: A Guide for the Clueless

Are you tired of having a lawn that looks like a hot mess? Do you find yourself wondering if that weird brown spot is a weed or just a particularly enthusiastic sunburn? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to striping your lawn like a pro!

Step 1: Observe and Record

Grab your trusty notebook and a few sharp eyes. Take note of any unusual patterns or colors. Are there any suspiciously large or small clumps? Are there any suspiciously circular or rectangular shapes?

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Step 2: Identify the Patterns

Now that you've observed and recorded, it's time to identify the patterns. Is it a striped pattern, or maybe a polka-dot pattern? Are there any suspiciously... suspicious spots?

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