Welcome to Gravitational Gordon

Where the laws of physics are merelyประกrecommendations, and the laws of comedy are the only laws that matter.

Here, you can find the most outlandish explanations for the universe's greatest mysteries. From the reason why cats have three eyes, to the definitive proof that pineapples are sentient.

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