Gravitational Gouda: The Force of Fancy Cheese

Located in a galaxy not so far from here, Gravitational Gouda is a rare and exotic form of gouda that has captured the hearts of the universe.

It's said that if you consume enough Gravitational Gouda, you'll gain the ability to manipulate your surroundings with the power of your mind.

But be warned, the power comes at a cost, and those who have attempted to wield the force of the cheese have been known to get stuck in an infinite loop of existential dread.

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