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Mass warping is the art of manipulating the gravitational fields of celestial bodies for personal gain. Whether you're looking to attract a romantic partner with your impressive gravitational pull or simply to impress your friends, this is the place to start.
Our experts have developed the Graviton Generator, a device that can warp the fabric of space-time itself. But be warned: misuse can have disastrous consequences.
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