Our research team, led by the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has made a breakthrough in time dilation technology. Using our patented Gravitational Wave Disruptors, we can manipulate time itself.
Learn about the Paradoxes of Time DilationBut be warned: time dilation comes with a price. Our test subjects have reported existentially crippling ennui and a distinctly unsettling feeling of being stuck in an infinite loop.
Discover the health risks associated with time dilation