Welcome, space traveler, to the Gravitational Salad-Wich, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.
We serve salads with gravitational pull, made with the finest locally-sourced, quantum-entangled greens, croutons, and cheese.
Try our special, our Gravitational Pull-Vinaigrette, made with a hint of black hole essence.
Or, if you dare, our Quantum Quinoa Quake, guaranteed to make your taste buds do the space-time paradox.
Don't forget to try our Cosmic Crouton Crunch, because, well, you never know when the fabric of space-time will get all tangled up.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, take a chance on our Event Horizon Wrap, because, you know, it's not just a meal, it's an experience.
And, of course, our Gravitational Salad-Wich Challenge, where you try to eat as much as you can while navigating an ever-shifting gravitational pull.
So, what'll it be, brave space traveler?