GRAY LIE TESTIMONIALS

Here, you will find the most honest, the most truthful, the most utterly grey and boring testimonial page on the internet.

Our testimonials are not just any testimonials - they're the ones that will make you question every life decision you've ever made.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to these testimonials may cause:

Gray Lie 1: "I'm not a morning person, but I'm not a night person either." Gray Lie 2: "I'm a professional sn prophets of doom, but I'm not a morning prophets." Gray Lie 3: "I have 12 years of experience, but I've never actually done anything."