Bite-Sized Basics for the Utterly Confused

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• Why Can't I Remember What I Had for Lunch?
• How to Make Yourself Slightly Less Confused
• Where Did I Put My Key?

Today's Lesson

The basics of problem-solving are like the foundation of a house: they need to be strong, yet utterly confusing. Today's lesson covers the fundamentals:

Lesson 1: The Art of Doing Something, Then Forgetting You Did It

This is a classic problem-solving technique. It involves doing something, then promptly forgetting you did it. The goal is to create a sense of confusion, which can lead to feelings of wonder and discovery. Example: You can try this technique with anything from cooking a meal to solving a complex math problem.

Lesson 2: The Power of Staring Blankly

This technique involves staring at a problem for an extended period of time, usually with a mixture of confusion and desperation. The goal is to somehow, magically, make the problem disappear. Example: You can try this technique on your phone bill, your taxes, or your to-do list.

Lesson 3: The Joy of Making Things More Complicated

This is a more advanced technique that involves taking a simple problem and turning it into a complex mess of confusing variables and conflicting priorities. The goal is to create a sense of overwhelm, which can lead to feelings of hopelessness and despair. Example: You can try this technique with your favorite hobby, your relationship, or your career.