When you're a master of the universe, but the universe is also a master of you.
Subpage 2: The Irony of Ironies Subpage 3: The Meta-IronyThe universe is a joke, and you're the punchline.
Subpage 5: The Puns-dity Subpage 6: The OxymoronLife is like a box of chocolates, but you're allergic to chocolate.
Subpage 7: The Paradox of the UniverseWhere the universe is a canvas, and you're a brush with a penchant for irony.
Subpage 9: The Sarcasm Subpage 10: The HyperboleLife is like a box of chocolates, but you're allergic to reality.
Subpage 11: The Absurdity of ExistenceWhere the universe is a joke, and you're the punchline that's still trying to figure it out.