Welcome to the Ground Level Panic Shop, where the sky is always falling in!
We specialize in selling you the most exclusive, the most rare, the most utterly useless panic-inducing items you never knew you needed.
Visit our Panic-Inducing Posters section for a selection of apocalyptic artwork to really get your heart racing!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Mini-Panic Rooms – because who needs actual safety when you can have a tiny, enclosed space with a faint scent of desperation?
Don't forget to check out our Terrified Tea & Coffee selection, carefully crafted to make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Complete with a complimentary copy of "The 10 Most Common Apocalypse Myths Debunked" pamphlet, this kit has everything you need to weather any doomsday scenario: 1 liter of water, 1 can of beans, and 1 tiny flashlight that only works when you're not looking directly at it.
Priced at only 50,000 dollars, this kit is a steal for the price of a small island.
Our expertly crafted Mini-Panic Rooms are designed to provide the ultimate panic experience. Each room is carefully calibrated to create an atmosphere of utter despair, complete with flickering fluorescent lights, a faint scent of desperation, and a 50/50 chance of actually being trapped.
Choose from our three different levels of panic: