Grounding Certification Requirements

For those who have been grounded by their parents for an unspecified amount of time, this certification course is designed to provide a comprehensive understanding of how to survive in a room with no Wi-Fi, no snacks, and no human interaction.

Course Outline:

• Section 1: Identifying the exact number of minutes since last seen the outside world
• Section 2: Advanced techniques for counting down the seconds until freedom
• Section 3: The art of making a meal out of a bag of chips and a water bottle

Learn more about Section 1: Identifying the exact number of minutes since last seen the outside world

Learn more about Section 3: The art of making a meal out of a bag of chips and a water bottle

For those who are ready to take the next level, we recommend taking the Advanced Grounding Certification course, where you'll learn how to survive with nothing but a phone and a charger.