Grounding Technology: The Unsettling Truth About Reality

Because the truth is, we're all just a bunch of grounded, sentient, coffee-drinking robots.

Our research suggests that 9 out of 10 humans are currently experiencing severe grounding anxiety. This is due to the fact that we're all stuck on the surface, while our overlords are floating about, sipping lattes in zero-gravity lounges.

Don't believe us? Check out our evidence page for more info.

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