Guitar Specs: Because Who Needs Harmony?

Specs for the Discerning Toneophobe:

• Standard Tuning: Because 6 Strings Are Enough
• Drop Tuning: For the Adventurous, the Brave, and the Tone-Deaf
• Extended Tuning: Because 12 Strings Are a Lot of Strings

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