Ugly Cave Mug

For the modern Neanderthal looking to upgrade their cave decor with a stylish mug that screams "I've got rocks, and a bad haircut!"

Our Ugly Cave Mug is hand-painted with love and disdain for modern society. Perfect for sipping on mammoth juice or holding your favorite cave-berries.

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