Haioicure Packages - Where Bland Meets Bluster

Experience the thrill of having the most talked-about haircut in town! Our packages are tailored to make you stand out in a crowd (of people who are actually quite unimpressed).

The Works

Our top-of-the-line haircuts include:

Disclaimer: Our haircuts may cause excessive eye-rolling, raised eyebrows, and spontaneous laughter. Proceed with caution (and a good conditioner).