Warning: Comb maintenance is a high-priority concern. Failure to address tangles and knots can lead to catastrophic comb-related incidents.
We've detected a severe case of Comb Entropy and are scrambling to deploy emergency repair teams.
Our expert comb technicians are equipped with the latest in Comb Maintenance Protocols, but we need your cooperation.
Please report any further comb-related anomalies to our Comb Incident Reporting Hotline.
Remember, a clean comb is a happy comb.
Do not attempt to use your hair as a makeshift parachute. It will not end well.