As a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Hair Care, Jane Doe has been known to raise some hair-raising concerns about the state of modern hairdressing:
I've been having trouble finding hair care products that are both effective and affordable. I've had to settle for subpar results just to get my hair to look presentable for social media.
The worst part is when I do finally find a product that works, it's always discontinued and replaced with some new, overpriced nonsense. It's like they're trying to drive me insane with their constant product line changes!