Fro's of Legend

Most Likely to Get You Killed by a Lawyer

Fro's with the highest risk of causing a court case:

• Haircut 101: A fro so bad, it'll give you a headache just thinking about it.
• Pony Pony Dread: A style so tangled, it'll get you tangled up in court.
• Pony Pony Dread Fro: A triple threat, so bad it'll get you three times in court.

Most Likely to Get You Killed by a Barber

Fro's with the highest risk of causing a barbers' rage:

• Bad Ponytail: A tail so bad, it'll make you want to scream.
• Ponytail Fro: A style so bad, it'll make you question your life choices.

Most Likely to Get You Killed by a Fashionista

Fro's with the highest risk of causing a fashionista's disdain:

• Afro Afro: A style so bad, it'll make you want to cry.
• Afro Fro: A style so bad, it'll make you want to scream.