Neo-Brutalist Hairball Farming

Welcome to the world's most efficient hairball farm, where we're redefining the concept of 'shedding'.

Here, our expertly trained team of genetically engineered, hyper-fertile, and extremely fashionable hairballs are working tirelessly to produce an unprecedented amount of hair.

Our Farming Techniques

We employ the most innovative farming techniques in the industry, including:

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Order Your Own Hairball

Get your hands on the softest, most majestic hairball in the world. Contact us for pricing and shipping information.

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