Thermal Nuclear Ninja

Meet the Thermal Nuclear Ninja, the stealthy, high-tech vigilante who stalks through the post-apocalyptic wasteland, seeking justice (and a decent Wi-Fi signal).

Thermal Nuclear Ninja's Thermal Nuclear Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse:

• Thermal Nuclear Ninja Suit
• Thermal Nuclear Ninja Gadgets
• Thermal Nuclear Ninja's Favorite Post-Apocalyptic Snacks

Thermal Nuclear Ninja's Thermal Nuclear Tips:

• Use your thermal imaging goggles to spot enemies from a mile away.
• Never trust a Geiger counter that's been sitting in the corner of the room for months.
• Carry a portable nuclear reactor to charge your phone.